Intelligence is sexy
This is a blog about what irks me. and what I love. you don't like it? get out :)
"You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years." ~ I Think I Love My Wife
"You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years." ~ I Think I Love My Wife
Inquire! Get inside my head!
My mom before a "date"
mom: I have to shower today. Becuase I have a date.
mom: *singing opera style* I HAVE A DATEEEE TODAYYYYY
mom: No, I can't do the dishes. I have a date in an hour.
mom: Oh, your house just burned down? Well I have a date tonight.
mom: Ok, I'm going on my date!
mom: *30 minutes late* WELL THAT SUCKED. I got dressed up and pretty for no one! All men are liars!
